Philippe L.
When not out exploring the stars with his good friend Hotblack Desiato, he makes his living here on Earth keeping other people's money safe from the hands of thieves and spinning the occasional yarn. He enjoys beer and coffee very much, but unfortunately he can't eat shellfish or tomatoes.

Iscariot: Chapter 15 – In which Mary, Martha, and Kelsey meet a Behemoth and the story passes the Bechdel test.

This entry is part 15 of 20 in the series Iscariot

First things first, the author is not sure how Google works but wants to try something. Illuminati, Magic, Sex, Application tips for Vassar, etc. Secondly, much of what we envision about the ethereal plane is not actually in the bible. Take for example our vision of hell. Almost all of…

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The Super Nintendo Edition of the Totes Mathematical Top Ten Game List for Every Console Ever!

This entry is part 5 of 19 in the series Console Lists

Does multiplying your bits by 2 mean you’re getting double the awesome-osity of a video game system? Not always, but the SNES was pretty damned rad. Nintendo was actually still pretty happy with their current system and did not plan to, nor want to, release a newer model as quickly…

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The Xbox Edition of the Totes Mathematical Top Ten Game List for Every Console Ever!

This entry is part 16 of 19 in the series Console Lists

It’s Microsoft everyone! Yes, the software company known for games like Ski-Free, Solitaire, and Minesweeper decided that they could do better. Although, Ski Free was pretty great. There was a monster that would come out and eat you if you didn’t go fast enough. Minesweeper was amazing too, now that…

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Iscariot: Chapter 11 – In which there’s a bit of exposition until the angel Lucifer shows up and has a brief chat with Judas.

This entry is part 11 of 20 in the series Iscariot

I think that as a religion, the Christians should reevaluate their position on Satan. (Or is it Lucifer?) Other than the book of Revelation, which is problematic at best, the only actual dickish things he does are in Job. The text says that Satan hangs out in heaven from time…

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The PlayStation Edition of the Totes Mathematical Top Ten Game List for Every Console Ever!

This entry is part 1 of 19 in the series Console Lists

The history of the Sony Playstation is fascinating. It almost has a comic book story whereby had Sony, not been spurned by Nintendo, it very well may never have existed in the form we all know it, and certainly it wouldn’t have spawned an entire billion dollar line of consoles.…

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