When not out exploring the stars with his good friend Hotblack Desiato, he makes his living here on Earth keeping other people's money safe from the hands of thieves and spinning the occasional yarn. He enjoys beer and coffee very much, but unfortunately he can't eat shellfish or tomatoes.

Iscariot: Chapter 5 – In which we learn that just because you have love for all things, doesn’t mean you can’t get annoyed by certain peoples antics.

This entry is part 5 of 20 in the series Iscariot

I have a friend at work named Aimee and I love her to pieces. What I like about her is that she’s nice to everyone. All the time. And really, I think she cares about people’s happiness. You know? She wants everyone to be at ease. And if they can’t…

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The Nintendo Entertainment System Edition of the Totes Mathematical Top Ten Game List for Every Console Ever!

This entry is part 4 of 19 in the series Console Lists

Hello, The Chaotic Neutral! I see you there. Embracing true freedom. Unencumbered by society. Recently, I used my mad Excel Exskillz to make an algorithm, to help me make a list of the top NES video games. It was originally just for me, but I thought, “Why should I keep…

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Iscariot: Chapter 4 – In which we learn that Jesus is not scared of lightning. Also Kelsey, the formerly barren lady from Chapter 2, has become fertile and now it’s a whole thing.

This entry is part 4 of 20 in the series Iscariot

Hello everyone. It’s your cool pal, Philippe! What a crazy few weeks it’s been! We’ve been meeting people. People have been healed and murdered. No zombies yet, but one is coming soon. (I can’t imagine that that’s a spoiler per se, but you never know…It’s Jesus. That was a “Jesus…

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Iscariot: Chapter 3 – In which Judas splits a bottle of wine with Mary Magdalene, daughter in law of the almighty.

This entry is part 3 of 20 in the series Iscariot

It’s Judas everyone! Just like I promised. Share and enjoy! Though…indulge me for a moment. My cat is lonely. He used to hang out with my grandmother and an assortment of nurses, but after my grandmother died, and the nurses all left, he’s got nobody for most of the day.…

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Iscariot: Chapter 2 – In which we meet Jesus of Nazareth, his brother James, Simon the Zealot, and Donny, one of King Herod’s slaves

This entry is part 2 of 20 in the series Iscariot

Hello everyone. My name is Philippe. I hope you enjoyed Chapter One of Iscariot. I sure as heck enjoyed writing it. That said, I’m sure you’re thinking, “Hi Philippe. You’re handsome. Also, if the story is called “Iscariot” then where is Judas?” He’s in Chapter 3. Including many other chapters.…

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