This entry is part 20 of 20 in the series IscariotMany years ago, I dated a girl named Rebecca Cohen. In a weird bit of kismet, my cousin also dated her. Not at the same time of course. He dated her after I did. I didn’t find out about that…
This entry is part 19 of 20 in the series IscariotWhat exactly is “Ascension”? In plain terms, it’s when God is all, “You sir or madame, are so fantastic that you can come to heaven without dying first.” Then you float up into the sky all Matrix style. It happens…
This entry is part 18 of 20 in the series IscariotSince, God willing, this will be the last time I write a gospel, I’m putting all of my cards on the table. (So that later, nobody can call me a snake in the grass.) 1. I do not believe in…
This entry is part 17 of 20 in the series IscariotIf ever I get married, I’m not sure how many of my ex-girlfriends my bride-to-be will let me invite. I’m assuming that we’ll just negotiate a number. My absolute floor is four, but I’m hoping for six. (I’m thinking that…
This entry is part 16 of 20 in the series IscariotI recently visited my family at our farm in the western part of Massachusetts. The town is situated on top of a mountain surrounded by forests and pastures. There’s an abundance of peace and quiet. There was also an abundance…
This entry is part 15 of 20 in the series IscariotFirst things first, the author is not sure how Google works but wants to try something. Illuminati, Magic, Sex, Application tips for Vassar, etc. Secondly, much of what we envision about the ethereal plane is not actually in the bible.…
This entry is part 14 of 20 in the series IscariotJesus was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that. The register of his crucifixion was signed by the High Priest, Herod, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Pilate signed it: and Pilate’s name was good upon…
This entry is part 13 of 20 in the series IscariotI want to tell you a story about Lucifer. Not the devil. Just this kid I knew one time. Lucifer was so named because his mother was crazy. This was a fact I learned when I met her at a…
This entry is part 12 of 20 in the series IscariotRecently, my girlfriend and I decided to take a vacation. During the initial planning stages, she asked me where I wanted to go. I replied that I wanted to go to the beach. Any beach really. I grew up on…
This entry is part 11 of 20 in the series IscariotI think that as a religion, the Christians should reevaluate their position on Satan. (Or is it Lucifer?) Other than the book of Revelation, which is problematic at best, the only actual dickish things he does are in Job. The…
This entry is part 10 of 20 in the series IscariotYou guys like Batman, right? Of course you do. He’s smart (Depending on the writer.) The ladies love him (Depending on the writer.) And he’s usually kind of a dick to everyone (Which I like but of course it depends…
This entry is part 9 of 20 in the series Iscariot“Oh wait, what chapter is this?” I recently shouted to my cat. The cat looked up at me. “It’s chapter nine and I forgot about the rest of the apostles!” My cat, as usual, was largely indifferent to this information…
