Hello! My name is Philippe and it’s very nice to meet you. You’re so attractive and wise, and I’m a person who enjoys meeting people with those exact qualities. Not long ago, I had an idea that I would write a novel, and it was a lot of fun. But…
Hello everyone. My name is Philippe. I hope you enjoyed Chapter One of Iscariot. I sure as heck enjoyed writing it. That said, I’m sure you’re thinking, “Hi Philippe. You’re handsome. Also, if the story is called “Iscariot” then where is Judas?” He’s in Chapter 3. Including many other chapters.…
It’s Judas everyone! Just like I promised. Share and enjoy! Though…indulge me for a moment. My cat is lonely. He used to hang out with my grandmother and an assortment of nurses, but after my grandmother died, and the nurses all left, he’s got nobody for most of the day.…
Hello everyone. It’s your cool pal, Philippe! What a crazy few weeks it’s been! We’ve been meeting people. People have been healed and murdered. No zombies yet, but one is coming soon. (I can’t imagine that that’s a spoiler per se, but you never know…It’s Jesus. That was a “Jesus…
I have a friend at work named Aimee and I love her to pieces. What I like about her is that she’s nice to everyone. All the time. And really, I think she cares about people’s happiness. You know? She wants everyone to be at ease. And if they can’t…
I learned all re girl puberty from Judy Blume. (This wasn’t exactly pre internet, but seriously, compared to what you can do now, it may as well have been.) Re boys and by association myself, I learned a lot because of a hockey tournament in Canada. Previous to that, I…
There was a period of time where if you used Comic Sans you were derided as being worse than Satan. It was the first time that I recall the entire internet all getting up in arms about something of such little consequence. Maybe there was an aspy calligraphist somewhere with…
If you have a spouse, and they have a best friend, and said best friend is the opposite gender as your spouse, it’s important to trust that the two people in question have worked out that they’re very happy in the positions which they hold. You have to trust that…
“Oh wait, what chapter is this?” I recently shouted to my cat. The cat looked up at me. “It’s chapter nine and I forgot about the rest of the apostles!” My cat, as usual, was largely indifferent to this information and went back to his nap. I stared at him…
This entry is part 10 of 20 in the series Iscariot
You guys like Batman, right? Of course you do. He’s smart (Depending on the writer.) The ladies love him (Depending on the writer.) And he’s usually kind of a dick to everyone (Which I like but of course it depends on the writer.) For those who aren’t aware, Batman was…
This entry is part 11 of 20 in the series Iscariot
I think that as a religion, the Christians should reevaluate their position on Satan. (Or is it Lucifer?) Other than the book of Revelation, which is problematic at best, the only actual dickish things he does are in Job. The text says that Satan hangs out in heaven from time…
This entry is part 12 of 20 in the series Iscariot
Recently, my girlfriend and I decided to take a vacation. During the initial planning stages, she asked me where I wanted to go. I replied that I wanted to go to the beach. Any beach really. I grew up on the ocean and it makes me happy. She also makes…