What exactly is “Ascension”? In plain terms, it’s when God is all, “You sir or madame, are so fantastic that you can come to heaven without dying first.” Then you float up into the sky all Matrix style. It happens a ton of times in the bible, and yet, whenever…
I want to tell you a story about Lucifer. Not the devil. Just this kid I knew one time. Lucifer was so named because his mother was crazy. This was a fact I learned when I met her at a dinner party. Although. Actually let’s go back a bit. A…
You guys like Batman, right? Of course you do. He’s smart (Depending on the writer.) The ladies love him (Depending on the writer.) And he’s usually kind of a dick to everyone (Which I like but of course it depends on the writer.) For those who aren’t aware, Batman was…
“Oh wait, what chapter is this?” I recently shouted to my cat. The cat looked up at me. “It’s chapter nine and I forgot about the rest of the apostles!” My cat, as usual, was largely indifferent to this information and went back to his nap. I stared at him…
If you have a spouse, and they have a best friend, and said best friend is the opposite gender as your spouse, it’s important to trust that the two people in question have worked out that they’re very happy in the positions which they hold. You have to trust that…
There was a period of time where if you used Comic Sans you were derided as being worse than Satan. It was the first time that I recall the entire internet all getting up in arms about something of such little consequence. Maybe there was an aspy calligraphist somewhere with…
I learned all re girl puberty from Judy Blume. (This wasn’t exactly pre internet, but seriously, compared to what you can do now, it may as well have been.) Re boys and by association myself, I learned a lot because of a hockey tournament in Canada. Previous to that, I…
I have a friend at work named Aimee and I love her to pieces. What I like about her is that she’s nice to everyone. All the time. And really, I think she cares about people’s happiness. You know? She wants everyone to be at ease. And if they can’t…
Hello everyone. It’s your cool pal, Philippe! What a crazy few weeks it’s been! We’ve been meeting people. People have been healed and murdered. No zombies yet, but one is coming soon. (I can’t imagine that that’s a spoiler per se, but you never know…It’s Jesus. That was a “Jesus…
It’s Judas everyone! Just like I promised. Share and enjoy! Though…indulge me for a moment. My cat is lonely. He used to hang out with my grandmother and an assortment of nurses, but after my grandmother died, and the nurses all left, he’s got nobody for most of the day.…
Hello everyone. My name is Philippe. I hope you enjoyed Chapter One of Iscariot. I sure as heck enjoyed writing it. That said, I’m sure you’re thinking, “Hi Philippe. You’re handsome. Also, if the story is called “Iscariot” then where is Judas?” He’s in Chapter 3. Including many other chapters.…
Hello! My name is Philippe and it’s very nice to meet you. You’re so attractive and wise, and I’m a person who enjoys meeting people with those exact qualities. Not long ago, I had an idea that I would write a novel, and it was a lot of fun. But…
