This entry is part 19 of 20 in the series IscariotWhat exactly is “Ascension”? In plain terms, it’s when God is all, “You sir or madame, are so fantastic that you can come to heaven without dying first.” Then you float up into the sky all Matrix style. It happens…
This entry is part 13 of 20 in the series IscariotI want to tell you a story about Lucifer. Not the devil. Just this kid I knew one time. Lucifer was so named because his mother was crazy. This was a fact I learned when I met her at a…
This entry is part 10 of 20 in the series IscariotYou guys like Batman, right? Of course you do. He’s smart (Depending on the writer.) The ladies love him (Depending on the writer.) And he’s usually kind of a dick to everyone (Which I like but of course it depends…
This entry is part 9 of 20 in the series Iscariot“Oh wait, what chapter is this?” I recently shouted to my cat. The cat looked up at me. “It’s chapter nine and I forgot about the rest of the apostles!” My cat, as usual, was largely indifferent to this information…
This entry is part 8 of 20 in the series IscariotIf you have a spouse, and they have a best friend, and said best friend is the opposite gender as your spouse, it’s important to trust that the two people in question have worked out that they’re very happy in…
This entry is part 7 of 20 in the series IscariotThere was a period of time where if you used Comic Sans you were derided as being worse than Satan. It was the first time that I recall the entire internet all getting up in arms about something of such…
This entry is part 6 of 20 in the series IscariotI learned all re girl puberty from Judy Blume. (This wasn’t exactly pre internet, but seriously, compared to what you can do now, it may as well have been.) Re boys and by association myself, I learned a lot because…
This entry is part 5 of 20 in the series IscariotI have a friend at work named Aimee and I love her to pieces. What I like about her is that she’s nice to everyone. All the time. And really, I think she cares about people’s happiness. You know? She…
This entry is part 4 of 20 in the series IscariotHello everyone. It’s your cool pal, Philippe! What a crazy few weeks it’s been! We’ve been meeting people. People have been healed and murdered. No zombies yet, but one is coming soon. (I can’t imagine that that’s a spoiler per…
This entry is part 3 of 20 in the series IscariotIt’s Judas everyone! Just like I promised. Share and enjoy! Though…indulge me for a moment. My cat is lonely. He used to hang out with my grandmother and an assortment of nurses, but after my grandmother died, and the nurses…
This entry is part 2 of 20 in the series IscariotHello everyone. My name is Philippe. I hope you enjoyed Chapter One of Iscariot. I sure as heck enjoyed writing it. That said, I’m sure you’re thinking, “Hi Philippe. You’re handsome. Also, if the story is called “Iscariot” then where…
This entry is part 1 of 20 in the series IscariotHello! My name is Philippe and it’s very nice to meet you. You’re so attractive and wise, and I’m a person who enjoys meeting people with those exact qualities. Not long ago, I had an idea that I would write…
